She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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