Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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