that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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