My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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