I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
