There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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