For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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