Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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