Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

I just saw a hot homeless man

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(904): View more from Florida

Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out

(1-904): View more from Florida

How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Woah.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

that's not how you spell hell yes.

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(785): View more from Kansas

If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up

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(971): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits

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(270): View more from Kentucky

How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You're doing it right

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

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