I hope mine doesn't look like that
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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