I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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