Me too!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
God, I missed his penis.
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