Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
