wakey wakey hands off snakey
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
