i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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