Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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