Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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