I need help removing her.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i came on her dog
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i think i just lost a toe
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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