I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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