question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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