thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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