vagina is talking i cant
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize