That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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