Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
