We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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