Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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