yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There r osticjed everywhere
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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