Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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