New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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