never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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