I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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