OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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