you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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