Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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