is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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