East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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