Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize
