You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
