I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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