I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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