Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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