she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This is the high leading the old right now
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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