You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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