come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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