That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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