I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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