Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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