It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
where are my eyebrows?
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