3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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