i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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