if you like me you must not know who I am
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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