i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
