Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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