It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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