Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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